Jokes

Hey Jokers


Here are a few funny and some cheesey jokes:


1.

Q:Why did the calf cross the road?
A:To get to the udder side.

2.
Q:Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A:To get to the second hand shop.

3.
Q:What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.

4.Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

5.Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's new?"

Sorry they are kind of strange 
Sanna xx